Here at stokenewingtoN16.com our goal is to provide a dodgy dossier of evidence showing how its possible to meet all your social, cultural, educational, leisure, mind, body, soul, spirit, whisky, vodka, pizza, curry, foodie-drinkie-talky needs without ever going through the Stokey Exit hole. The Stokey exit hole, for those interested, is somewhere at the back of the Auld Shillelagh. Many have fallen down it so be careful.
stokenewingtoN16.com has been designed by a Stokey resident so there’s bound to be all sorts wrong with it, and it will get a bit messed up from time to time but you’ll learn to love it. And one day you’ll attend its funeral. But from this day till that let’s see if we can get our knees so far up they touch the Stokey sky.
Dear Visitor,
In the coming weeks we hope to have built a world class site dedicated to promoting
all that is great about Stoke Newington, N16. But for now we’re just getting everything
together. We’ve put this unfinished site out to test the water and encourage you
good people to get involved in helping us shape the site, add content, edit, advertise
your goods and wares, tell people about what’s great, what’s good, what’s ok, and
what should be put out of its misery.
We want this to be a site that literally everyone in N16 will visit regularly and
we believe we can achieve that goal in the not too distant future.
Please tell us what you think and help us make this site as great as it can be and
if you would like to help out on a more regular basis then let us know. We’re grateful
for any help. Email us at everyone@stokenewingtoN16.com
Yours Sensationally,
StokenewingtoN16.com.
(Woohoo)
Every single licensed premises in N16. Times, What’s on, Reviews, Atmospheres, Clientele. Find your perfect Stokey hydration location!
Stoke Newington has lovely kebabs but we haven’t earned the foodie reputation just for donners. Every place in N16 that sells food is listed here, reviewed, and rated with full up to date menus and phone numbers for the fattie boom-booms! (Coming Soon)
Every shop in N16 is listed with opening times, and a full description of the stuff they sell and how expensive they are. Or type in what you’re looking for and you’ll be told where in Stoke Newington you can get it. You need a 13A fuse, weed-killer and an Irish Times? It’ll tell you where to go. Amazing! (Coming Soon)
A complete programme of the N16 music scene. Calander style for ease of diary organising. N16 has lots of bands/DJs banging around. Reviews here as well as where and when to hear ‘em. (Coming Soon)
For those of you who are second generation middle-class. N16 has some very reputable galleries. There are also exhibitions from time to time as well as some increasingly iconic street art. All details here as well as chat about it all from clever people. (Coming Soon)
We love our books in Stoke Newington. StokenewingtoN16.com has two book clubs. The N16 Booze Club for reading and drinking a lot and the N16 Hard Backs for reading and drinking a little (or not at all if you’re on the antibiotics). Regular input from both clubs. Reviews, discussions and all that. (Coming Soon)
For those who aren’t hungover. God Bless You. There’s loads to do on the N16 island and there’s always some new thing washing ashore. Find out what here. (Coming Soon)
This section is devoted to Stoke Newington’s green spaces including the Jewl in Queen Stokey’s crown. Clissold Park. Its more than just grass. Its trees too. And sometimes shirtless men! (Coming Soon)
Gyms, health, beauty, body, mind, soul, yin, yang, fake tan. For those of you who haven’t given up. Find out where the best treadmill action in N16 is. Hear about the latest Stokey craze. Articles on health and wellbeing for you to read and then immediately do absolutely nothing about. (Coming Soon)
If you’re lonely or hate your husband come to a Stokey Singles event. Stoke Newington Land runs monthly single nights. Find out where and when they are here and just happen to be in the same place at the same time. (Coming Soon)
A big list of people whose services you may require. Builders, electricians, plumbers, carpenters, roofers, glazers, locksmiths, gardeners, window cleaners, cleaners, computer-fixers, interior designers, dog walkers, baby sitters, fengshui consultants, physiotherapists and millions more. All in N16 and trusted by StokenewingtoN16.com (Coming Soon)
A “Docu-soap-omedy” set in Stoke Newington. Written, directed, produced, and played
by Stokey locals. Watch it, its REEEM...edial ! (Coming Soon)
Stuff for kids of all ages to do. From boring educational things which they’ll hate
to the more mindless fun - “get ‘em out of the house” genre. (Coming Soon)
If you’re a local actor, writer, director, own a camera etc. Get in touch we’re just
putting the team together now and want to start filming by 1st November. stokenewingtonplay@stokenewingtoN16.com
Drink Eat Shop Listen Kids Watch Read Do Walkies Vitamins Stokey Singles
N16 Fixer Team Stoke Newington Play StokeyVision
Drink Eat Shop Listen Kids Watch Read Do Walkies Vitamins Stokey Singles
N16 Fixer Team Stoke Newington Play Feature
Stoke Newington Farmers Market?
